There's NO business like SNOW business (groan)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have two exhibits to bring before you:

1. When my weather forecast extension in Firefox predicted "snow showers" a couple of days ago, my very first reaction was "oh no, it's going to be cold..."
2. Upon going downstairs this morning and seeing the snow in our front garden, my first thought was "oh look. It's snowed", followed shortly by "it's going to be difficult cycling into town in this".

I'm 21 and I'm middle-aged already. This is very, very sad.