This is how novels get started, isn't it?

I was doing a bit of shopping earlier today, taking advantage of the brief break in the almost endless rain we've been having recently. I'd only just got into Tesco and was heading down towards the bread aisle when someone started speaking over the Tannoy system.

I could have sworn they said "This is a staff announcement...would Raymond Chandler please contact Customer Service immediately, thank you."

Needless to say, this produced some rather odd mental images.